• Stern
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    20 hours ago

    Shoot a billionaire

    for legal reasons: “a billionaire” is what I call heroin.

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      12 hours ago

      you will likely just get fentanyl unless you make some new decent connections, do some planning and prep, know which vein to hit etc.

      you need more than a day

      also I thought heroin fucking sucks the first time you take it unless you already have opioid tolerance

      you feel good, sure, but Iyou want to puke so fucking bad

      walk up to any old lady with a bad hip

      figure out if she has Alzheimer’s

      if she does

      congratulations, you are her relative

      dig through her medicine cabinet

      look for percs, oxys or maybe you strike gold with morphine amps

      don’t actually do this, you will go to jail if it legit isn’t your last day