it’s the drunk crashers giving the beveraged drivers a bad name

If they got batteries

I want them batteries

“It’s okay, because it’s Microsoft” is management’s response when I raise a concern at work.

Heaven forbid you use an open source tool that isn’t on the software whitelist yet

I might be confused, but I thought creatine gives your muscles a minor"second wind" kinda thing so you can push yourself to do some extra reps? It’s not like a steroid kinda thing, I was told.

Why don’t you work there anymore

Other comments did a good job

Just making sure, how familiar are you with using the terminal?

The GitHub repository you linked is terminal-only

Counting or not counting gang violence

I haven’t held a bottle at that angle since I was 19 years old

Maybe I could be the FBI director if I start drinking again

Do I really want to know?

Sounds stressful.

Is it not like having a stockpile of live weapons where you have to keep checking if the safeties are on?

I tried this on mobile and cracked my phone when I dropped it to do the claps

Do not fuck nazis

They can do it themselves

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senator, we run ass

sips water

I think there’s a huge spike in gambling if that counts.

House always wins, my main takeaway from a few high school probability classes, a horrible first time at a casino and Fallout New Vegas probably.

So many people are desperate and throwing their money and hope at that predatory and shockingly under-regulated industry

I’d say it’s probably worse and less manageable than most central nervous system surprises available at the gas station

Hope you’re less afraid? I am high, so I could all be, like, stupidly wrong.

I keep hearing about that old prime minister who went for a swim in the ocean and just disappeared.

They named a swimming pool complex after him. Swim centre named after someone who probably drowned. I don’t know what to say about that.

Also keep hearing stories surrounding him and his disappearance.

Smells like a conspiracy, but I never looked into it. What are your thoughts?

I prefer my information from the most reliable sources: Strangers on the internet

I think their “rationale” is to snag the cartoon characters they’ve invented in their minds.

They expect an opportunist criminal to crime them.

This only makes sense if you believe there are literally millions of criminals in a town of 50 thousand residents.

I expect them to shoo away helpful people indefinitely

(Or, more likely, just arrest a random passerby and call it a success)

Thank you

I deeply appreciate the effort

who is kautsky and how did Lenin produce those paragraphs before they invented ritalin:

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Hello I have problem

Have you considered premeditated murder?