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minus-squareSalamanderwizardlinkfedilinkarrow-up41·8 hours agoYea, yea. Aliens act like they never went through a funky monkey stage. Up tight pricks.
minus-squareBooBees@fedinsfw.applinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up24·7 hours agoEvery species crawls out of the primordial goo one protrusion at a time, judgmental assholes
minus-squarefaythofdragons@slrpnk.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up15·8 hours agoBut what if they didn’t go through a funky money stage. What if they went through a funky starfish phase?
minus-squareSalamanderwizardlinkfedilinkarrow-up7·6 hours agoSomething something we all get fucked no matter the hole.
Yea, yea. Aliens act like they never went through a funky monkey stage. Up tight pricks.
Every species crawls out of the primordial goo one protrusion at a time, judgmental assholes
But what if they didn’t go through a funky money stage. What if they went through a funky starfish phase?
Something something we all get fucked no matter the hole.