When I was a teenager, I went to see a movie in theatres. I’d only ever seen Robin Hood as a cartoon, the Disney movie. This one featured Kevin Costner, Morgan Freeman, Alan Rickman, Christian Slater, and a bunch of other cool people, and it had Robin Hood light an arrow on fire and shoot loose it. (That’s in the IMDb trivia for the other one. Archers are ordered to “shoot” but they would have said “loose” in Robin Hood’s day.) So it was cool as hell. It became and, for many years stayed one of my favourite films, warts and all. The lead actor, for example, Kevin Costner, could not get his English accent right, so the director let him use his American accent. Everyone else around him used period accurate accents but Robin of Locksley talked like an American. I don’t care, the movie was still awesome.

The movie was popular enough to quickly become the target of a Mel Brooks parody, Robin Hood: Men in Tights, which I must admit, is a pretty good Robin Hood movie in its own right. And I still like the Disney one. And the 1938 one. Everything after Men in Tights sucked, though — at least in my opinion. I hated the 2010 one, and the more recent one with Taron Egerton was just okay.

Then I heard there was a second Robin Hood film released in 1991. It’s not great. I just watched it. I mean, it’s a solid 6/10, but the pacing is all over the place, the lingo is just bad (Robin refers to cash, soldiers are called thugs, and other modern lingo), you see a car in the distance at one point, at another point Will Scarlet stumbles into a stone wall and it buckles like cardboard… it’s low-budget AF. That said, it’s a solid Robin Hood movie. It’s just not a great movie. It’s better than the 2010 one and the Taron Egerton one. I haven’t seen the newest one, The Death of Robin Hood. I’ve heard bad things… as a Robin Hood fan, I’ll see it, for the same reason I just watched this one: it’s Robin Hood.

Of course, the best Robin Hood is the Director’s Cut of Prince of Thieves, as it expands upon Alan Rickman’s Sheriff of Nottingham, who’s really the best character in the film. Sure, you root for Robin and Marian, as you should, and Christian Slater steals every scene he’s in as Will Scarlet (as he did back then), and Morgan Freeman is never dull, but we’re all just watching for Alan Rickman… right? And nearly all of the Director’s Cut’s added half hour is dedicated to Rickman and his character. It really changes the scope of the film, it’s no longer Robin’s movie, he’s just a byproduct of the corruption of the Sheriff’s involvement with a Satanic cult, and bribing Richard the Lionheart’s enemies against him.

But, the other 1991 Robin Hood ain’t bad either. It’s just not good. But if you like the legend of Robin Hood and his merry men… you can do worse.

Edit: Topic title is kind of a lie. I was alerted to the presence of the one I linked a month or so ago here on Lemmy. So if you remember telling me about it and you’re thinking “you didn’t learn about this just today,” then thank you.

  • Warl0k3
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    2 days ago

    Well sure; all I’m saying is that it’s not distinctly modern slang.

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      Everything after the Gutenberg Bible is modern.