Grail@multiverse.soulism.net to Lemmy ShitpostEnglish · 2 months agoThe body you really wantmultiverse.soulism.netimagemessage-square73linkfedilinkarrow-up1606arrow-down118
arrow-up1588arrow-down1imageThe body you really wantmultiverse.soulism.netGrail@multiverse.soulism.net to Lemmy ShitpostEnglish · 2 months agomessage-square73linkfedilink
minus-squarezxqwaslinkfedilinkarrow-up51·2 months agoDespite not being trans can I have a body that does not sound like slowly breaking a fist full of spaghetti when I get out of bed in the morning?
minus-squareokwhateverdudelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up13·2 months agoI can feel the grimace from “breaking a fist full of spaghetti” from the denizens of Pastaland all the way up here in northern EU
minus-squarekate@lemmy.uhhoh.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·2 months agoi have a conspiracy hypothesis that many restaurants break the pasta without telling people because people prefer it without even knowing
minus-squareHertzDentalBar@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·2 months agoNah theyre just short staffed in pit and the only pots left are too small
minus-squarePyroNeurosis@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up13·2 months agoMy immedate reaction was to imagine the sound of cooked spaghetti. Was wondering why a wet slapping sound would be undesirable first thing in the morning. I regret that train of thought…
minus-squareHertzDentalBar@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·2 months agoHave you tried a hot bath?
minus-squarezxqwaslinkfedilinkarrow-up1·2 months agoI’d need a water bed to have one before getting out of it.
minus-squarewonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·2 months agoAt first I imagined cooked spaghetti and I was very confused.
Despite not being trans can I have a body that does not sound like slowly breaking a fist full of spaghetti when I get out of bed in the morning?
I can feel the grimace from “breaking a fist full of spaghetti” from the denizens of Pastaland all the way up here in northern EU
i have a conspiracy hypothesis that many restaurants break the pasta without telling people because people prefer it without even knowing
Nah theyre just short staffed in pit and the only pots left are too small
My immedate reaction was to imagine the sound of cooked spaghetti.
Was wondering why a wet slapping sound would be undesirable first thing in the morning.
I regret that train of thought…
Have you tried a hot bath?
I’d need a water bed to have one before getting out of it.
At first I imagined cooked spaghetti and I was very confused.
Wet sloppy noises