• parricc
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    19 hours ago

    American here. The blue option is indeed puppies for everyone. But you’re getting the rest wrong because you live in a country with an actual functioning government. Nothing in the picture said the puppies were free. The puppies are shipped in large Priority Mail flat rate boxes for $34. To receive a puppy, you must first submit Form HUD-9473126-K9B with an attached $200 money order. Processing time is 6-9 weeks upon receipt, and delivery is 2-3 weeks. The government is not responsible for the condition of how the puppy arrives. If your puppy gets damaged, additional forms and fees apply to request a replacement.

    But I guess it’s at least not diarrhea forever.

    • Victor
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      15 hours ago

      lol, yeah.

      I’m only saying what it looks like from afar. I bet it’s garbage up close, still. 😅