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minus-squareDiplomjodlerlinkfedilinkarrow-up20·10 days agoI’d like to apply. Where do I find one of those monsters? Is there an app?
minus-squareapplebusch (she/her)@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12·10 days agono you just pick one using your own eldritch methods and show up in their house. theyll probably offer you a yummy snack at least, and if they let you sleep there theyre yours.
minus-squareSimulation6@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·9 days agoAsk the old witch woman down on Baker St to help.
minus-squareWorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·9 days agoI can cut your balls off and make you poop in sand! deal!!
I’d like to apply. Where do I find one of those monsters? Is there an app?
no you just pick one using your own eldritch methods and show up in their house. theyll probably offer you a yummy snack at least, and if they let you sleep there theyre yours.
I’m not very good at that eldritch stuff.
Ask the old witch woman down on Baker St to help.
I can cut your balls off and make you poop in sand! deal!!