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minus-squarepotoooooooo 🥔linkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·7 hours agoI’m sorry, sir, the spaghetti is still seeing another customer and is running a few minutes behind.
minus-squarerestingOface@quokk.aulinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·8 hours agoWhat’s your spaghetti policy?
minus-squareOwOarchist@pawb.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·7 hours ago Yes Breaking noodles before cooking is okay Slurping is NOT okay
minus-squarewonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·6 minutes ago Slurping is NOT okay Fine, I’ll just go eat ramen instead
minus-squarejaybone@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·7 hours agoIf you stare into the spaghetti long enough, the spaghetti stares back into you.
The spaghetti will see you now
I’m sorry, sir, the spaghetti is still seeing another customer and is running a few minutes behind.
What’s your spaghetti policy?
Yes
Breaking noodles before cooking is okay
Slurping is NOT okay
Fine, I’ll just go eat ramen instead
If you stare into the spaghetti long enough, the spaghetti stares back into you.