LadyButterfly she/her@piefed.blahaj.zone to me_irlEnglish · 16 hours agoMe_irlpiefed.cdn.blahaj.zoneimagemessage-square32linkfedilinkarrow-up1208arrow-down11 cross-posted to: fuckcars
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minus-squarepotoooooooo 🥔linkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up13·16 hours agoThere’s no set time or place. It all comes out whenever it decides it’s time. There’s no predicting it or controlling it, a lot like pooping.
minus-squareFartMaster69@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·14 hours agoWait your poop is just coming out of control at random?
minus-squarepotoooooooo 🥔linkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·3 hours agoAnd, what, I guess you’re some kind of fart master!? Give me a break.
minus-squareFartMaster69@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·3 hours agoA true master has complete control over their gas as a result of years of sphincter training.
There’s no set time or place. It all comes out whenever it decides it’s time. There’s no predicting it or controlling it, a lot like pooping.
Wait your poop is just coming out of control at random?
And, what, I guess you’re some kind of fart master!? Give me a break.
A true master has complete control over their gas as a result of years of sphincter training.
Perhaps that’s why they scream at random? 🤔🐲