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minus-squareHawkelinkfedilinkarrow-up4·1 month agoYou think banging their head and falling is going to result in them “most likely dying”? You have some strange ideas about how mortal kids are.
minus-squareJayDeelinkfedilinkarrow-up3arrow-down5·1 month agoHitting one’s head off the corner of a table has in fact been enough to kill folks, yes. You’d be surprised to learn how goddamn little it takes to kill someone by accident.
minus-squareHawkelinkfedilinkarrow-up7arrow-down1·1 month agoIt’s possible but not “most likely”. Humanity would not have survived if we died every time we bumped our head. Especially if the kid “started crying” after, they’re probably fine.
You think banging their head and falling is going to result in them “most likely dying”?
You have some strange ideas about how mortal kids are.
Hitting one’s head off the corner of a table has in fact been enough to kill folks, yes. You’d be surprised to learn how goddamn little it takes to kill someone by accident.
It’s possible but not “most likely”. Humanity would not have survived if we died every time we bumped our head.
Especially if the kid “started crying” after, they’re probably fine.