• @[email protected]
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    131 year ago

    Well I do have around 200 pictures of my butthole, and if I was held for ransom where those pictures were emailed to either of my grandfathers then I would pay a tidy sum to prevent it. Grandma, mom, dad, step-niece, I don’t care. But if my grandfather might see my butthole, I would happily pay $40m to keep him from seeing my bare back butthole and balls. I don’t want you all to get the wrong idea, I love Gramps, but he has seen enough of my butthole, and I want to stay in his will.

    • Dharma Curious
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      111 year ago

      I have, in fact, gained access to your sphincter vault. I will be emailing these pictures to both of your grandfather’s (and 2 excoworkers). Please send me 40 million dollars to scammy(dot)scam scam(at)notascam(dot)com.

      Thank you.

    • @GlitzyArmrest
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      71 year ago

      The true power move is to send it before the hackers do. Beat them to the punch.

    • @[email protected]
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      21 year ago

      Only 200? Step up your game. Gramps didn’t sub $5.99 / month OF out of his retirement funds for nothing.

      • @[email protected]
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        31 year ago

        My best guess is hemorrhoid followup - what would you do, ask your neighbor to look and comment on your butt?

        • radix
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          11 year ago

          Oh dear. I guess that’s what’s necessary.

      • @[email protected]
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        31 year ago

        I wanted to do one of those old school photo montages where I took a picture everyday. It becomes a real chore trying to find time to expose your dump truck. Call it sunken cost fallacy, but my butthole has done a lot for me over the years.

        • radix
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          21 year ago

          …Why would you do a photo montage of that?

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                1 year ago

                I mean, why do we take pictures of our offspring? They’re keepsakes to remember how they’ve grown. When I play them the montage on their death beds they can finally say, “you sure have grown into a giant asshole.”