Gork@sopuli.xyz to Lemmy Shitpost · 1 day agoTwo full raccoons y'allsopuli.xyzimagemessage-square87linkfedilinkarrow-up1499arrow-down112
arrow-up1487arrow-down1imageTwo full raccoons y'allsopuli.xyzGork@sopuli.xyz to Lemmy Shitpost · 1 day agomessage-square87linkfedilink
minus-squareitsjustachairmarylinkfedilinkarrow-up16·1 day agoWhat you’re telling me is I can comfortably house a raccoon up my ass. Why wouldn’t I? In this housing market? I could be charging rent!
minus-squareTiral@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkarrow-up5·1 day agoThey can go steal shit after dark and give you some spoils.
minus-squareCalypsoGirl@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkarrow-up3·1 day agoIf rent is your objective, I’m afraid you’ll have to find a raccoon-sized HUMAN who earns a living wage, and shove HIM up yer arse, because raccoons aren’t biologically subject to capitalist slavery, therefore they’d have no money to give you.
What you’re telling me is I can comfortably house a raccoon up my ass. Why wouldn’t I? In this housing market? I could be charging rent!
They can go steal shit after dark and give you some spoils.
If rent is your objective, I’m afraid you’ll have to find a raccoon-sized HUMAN who earns a living wage, and shove HIM up yer arse, because raccoons aren’t biologically subject to capitalist slavery, therefore they’d have no money to give you.
I guarantee that you can sell that hole.
No raccoons required.