• kryptonianCodeMonkey
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    12 days ago

    When I met my to-be brother-in-law for the first time 9 years ago (he was 19 then, for context), he was in a public restroom. My to-be mother-in-law called in and said “Hey bub, you in there?”

    “Hey, mom. Yea. I’m poopin’!”

    “Okay. This is KryptonianCodeMonkey.”

    “Hi, kryptonianCodeMonkey! I’m poopin’!”

    Then I went to pee at the urinal next to his stall and he announced, “Hey, I have shoes just like those.”

    So, anyway… if your goal is to be memorable…

    • Dagobah
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      12 days ago

      Did they meet because of you? I hope you told that story at their wedding.

    • Hoimo@ani.social
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      12 days ago

      When the story gives all the wrong details and none of the right ones.