Of all of the people in the world who didn’t have a cell phone or other device to record video, he was the one who was furthest away from any other people and other recording devices.
It’s the same criteria the aliens always use for interacting with humans.
Now, you might say, “Wait a minute! Don’t they also try to find a human who is drunk or high or crazy to try to find the least reliable witness?” Well, the answer is “no.” Aliens have a hard time telling humans apart and just think we’re all about the same. Those are just the kind of people they tend to choose because of their other criteria.
What did this guy do in particular to deserve the trophy?
Of all of the people in the world who didn’t have a cell phone or other device to record video, he was the one who was furthest away from any other people and other recording devices.
It’s the same criteria the aliens always use for interacting with humans.
Now, you might say, “Wait a minute! Don’t they also try to find a human who is drunk or high or crazy to try to find the least reliable witness?” Well, the answer is “no.” Aliens have a hard time telling humans apart and just think we’re all about the same. Those are just the kind of people they tend to choose because of their other criteria.