Scan the bill, load it into ms pain, white out the porn, add in a text box, match font and write titanic. Print out new bill, give to dad, burn original.
I genuinely think you’re over thinking about how closely someone looks at a bill. Especially 20 years ago I doubt anyone was paying attention to the stock weight of the paper, hell even now I doubt most people would. And an inkjet has a decent quality, and I remember having a laser printer still alongside VHS
There was plenty of overlap between the two.
Scan the bill, load it into ms pain, white out the porn, add in a text box, match font and write titanic. Print out new bill, give to dad, burn original.
???
Profit.
Print it on the same paper stock, with a shitty inkjet that can’t match the colors?
If that worked dad was probably involved in a gazillion online scams at this point.
I genuinely think you’re over thinking about how closely someone looks at a bill. Especially 20 years ago I doubt anyone was paying attention to the stock weight of the paper, hell even now I doubt most people would. And an inkjet has a decent quality, and I remember having a laser printer still alongside VHS