• owiseedoubleyou
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    652 years ago

    They found a 100% effective way to place microchips on our bodies within just 10 months? Damn, I didn’t know science had advanced that much.

    • @HeyThisIsntTheYMCA
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      22 years ago

      I thought they did that when they jabbed our heels when we were kids

      • @[email protected]
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        172 years ago

        They’re referring to the people that think Gates funded vaccine research as a spy program, like they don’t own Android phones.

        • @Railing5132
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          62 years ago

          Or Apple phones, or Amazon echo devices, or the entire surveillance economy.

          • @[email protected]
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            2 years ago

            Uh huh.

            And a skin dye pattern has what, exactly, do with microchips and GPS blood trackers?

            Cuz if you think those are the same thing you’re going to go wild when you hear about other kinds of tattoos.

            • @[email protected]
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              2 years ago

              It’s the gates funded spy program you referred to. You don’t need compute resources or location tags. Just a way to store data on a person.

              Get vaccinated, get tattooed

              Passed your driving test, get tattooed

              Pay your tax, get tattooed

              Arrest at a protest, get tattooed

              Etc.

              • @[email protected]
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                12 years ago

                As a general rule, I don’t panic over things that can be done in an excel spreadsheet too.

                  • @[email protected]
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                    Do you think the same basic technology hasn’t been available for 10,000 years?

                    It’s very easy to physically mark someone permanently.

                    Tattoos, brands, scarring, disfigurement, you’re a hell of a dumbass if you think this must be some grand conspiracy methodology.

                    If they want to track your records, it’s called a database. If they want to physically mark you there’s much simpler methods.

                    And no one’s added it to a vaccine because… Drumroll…

                    It’s a dumbass waste of resources and time.

                    By the way, your goalpost moving wasn’t unnoticed. This is just as equally stupid as the microchip theory and worth mentioning directly anyways.