RICHMOND, Va. — Intergalactic degenerates GWAR have come under fire recently for allegedly using generative AI to create the semen for their... Read the full masterpiece
“Listen up maggots, because I’m only going to say this once: all the cum in ‘Cock Destroyer’ is 100% real and straight from Oderus Urungus’s mighty testicles,” said Blothar in the band’s official statement. “When Oderus fucked off to parts unknown he left behind his sentient codpiece the Cuttlefish of Cthulu and inside it, a steaming wad of scumdog spunk—enough for 10 music videos!"
Man, give 'em a break. They’ve been cumming carloads at each show for years. Let 'em have some time off to recharge!