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Comic in 4 Panels

Panel 1: A young bright-eyed man stands in front of a house.

Grandpa: I’m going to buy a house!

Panel 2: The young man is now old and bespectacled. He’s telling this story to his grandson, who is listening politely.

Grandpa: …and that was how I bought my house when I was 23!

Panel 3: Grandpa’s story turns into a yelling rant

Grandpa: I WORKED AT THE DRIVE-IN ALL SUMMER FOR THAT HOUSE!! NOBODY WANTS TO WORK ANYMORE!

Panel 4: Grandpa watches as his grandson unplugs a cord from the wall with a * POP *

Grandpa: …why are you unplugging my lamp?

Grandson: I’m just practicing

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Zach M. Stafford

  • a_non_monotonic_function
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    17 hours ago

    Not coworkers morons on the internet. My colleagues largely understand how education is funded.

    And I’m talking a lot longer than 40 years ago. People always want to attribute simple answers to complicated, long-term funding issues.

      • a_non_monotonic_function
        1·
        17 hours ago

        I mean, you came in and added absolutely nothing to the conversation. Why not get sassy and to make a big deal out of announcing that you’re leaving?