Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com to 196@lemmy.blahaj.zoneEnglish · 8 days agoGarlic ruleslemmy.dbzer0.comimagemessage-square44linkfedilinkarrow-up1663arrow-down18
arrow-up1655arrow-down1imageGarlic ruleslemmy.dbzer0.comViking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com to 196@lemmy.blahaj.zoneEnglish · 8 days agomessage-square44linkfedilink
minus-squareBremlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·8 days agocrawls into bed and whispers gently into your ear… “^Hope ^there’s ^room ^for ^another, ^garlic ^breath ^family”
minus-square[object Object]@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·8 days agoopens mouth show it to me. Breathe into my face.
minus-squareBremlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·6 days agoExcuse me, sir or madam or something else…we explicitly rented this escape room for several days. Why are you telling us to “get a room?” We paid good money for this experience. GUARDS! ESCORT THE INTRUDER FROM THIS GARLIC BED!!!
minus-square[object Object]@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·7 days agoleaves a path of garlic petals leading to the door of said room
crawls into bed and whispers gently into your ear…
“^Hope ^there’s ^room ^for ^another, ^garlic ^breath ^family”
opens mouth show it to me. Breathe into my face.
Get a room
Excuse me, sir or madam or something else…we explicitly rented this escape room for several days. Why are you telling us to “get a room?” We paid good money for this experience. GUARDS! ESCORT THE INTRUDER FROM THIS GARLIC BED!!!
leaves a path of garlic petals leading to the door of said room