There are, in fact, online efforts to revise the bible to reflect post-Fifield conservative values. I’ll leave it to the reader to find them by websearch.
The lolcat bible is now defunct, but the Wikipedia page has a link to the wayback machine copy.
we gotta get chatGPT to re-write the entire bible like this. Call it the King Trump edition.
Dont. They’ll believe it.
Let’s add some passages about mutilating your own genitails then.
Uh. So. That’s already in there
Local man learns of circumcision
Babies aren’t very good at that
Especially after the Fox News “40 Days and 40 Nights of Bible Release Coverage!”
There are, in fact, online efforts to revise the bible to reflect post-Fifield conservative values. I’ll leave it to the reader to find them by websearch.
The lolcat bible is now defunct, but the Wikipedia page has a link to the wayback machine copy.