TaylorSwiftsHemorrhoid to Lemmy Shitpost · 21 days ago"We don't make mistakes, just happy little accidents"imagemessage-square31linkfedilinkarrow-up1277arrow-down111
arrow-up1266arrow-down1image"We don't make mistakes, just happy little accidents"TaylorSwiftsHemorrhoid to Lemmy Shitpost · 21 days agomessage-square31linkfedilink
minus-squareTaylorSwiftsHemorrhoidOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up29arrow-down1·21 days agoI might be discount violet but you still don’t have a chance honey.
minus-squaredeluxe@fedinsfw.applinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·21 days ago“Mom, we want Violet!” “We have Violet at home.” The Violet at home.
minus-squareBitch Pudding@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkarrow-up6·21 days agoIt’s not the same when you say it.
minus-squarelime!@feddit.nulinkfedilinkarrow-up3·21 days agoi wasn’t really asking but i appreciate that you thought about it
minus-squaresocsa@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·21 days agoAt least you lean into the absurdity of the bit. I feel like that’s what keeps it fresh.
I might be discount violet but you still don’t have a chance honey.
“Mom, we want Violet!”
“We have Violet at home.”
The Violet at home.
It’s not the same when you say it.
i wasn’t really asking but i appreciate that you thought about it
At least you lean into the absurdity of the bit. I feel like that’s what keeps it fresh.