I’m thinking Halfling is a given, 1 level of Nature Cleric to get all armor proficiencies, guidance, and most importantly Shillelagh for the vibe of whacking things with a magic stick.
Then 6 Swords Bard for Extra Attack and several on-theme spells. If I make sure Bard is always my most recent new class, Shillelagh should run off Charisma.
Round it out with 5 levels of some sort of Rogue for 3d6 sneak attack that should play nicely with Durge’s invisibility cloak. Swashbuckler plays off Charisma further, but Arcane Trickster gives more spell slots? Thief would give two bonus actions so I still have one after I Shillelagh up.
Thoughts?


Update: Hell yeah, FearTaylor’s camp clothes mod absolutely has the drip to support this, and it feels decent to play as soon as you hit level 2 and get Shillelagh rolling off Charisma. Salami shillelagh is funny, but torch shillelagh is a beast. I think Mystic Carrion’s torch in Act 3 might ultimately be my BIS weapon.