I’m gonna make avocado toast, I’ve never had avocado toast, and I can’t afford avocados, so here goes!

  • Ann ArchyOPM
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    2 months ago

    I’m picking up avocados from the streets to eat, how much worse could it really get?

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      2 months ago

      The avocado starts multiplying in the night. You awake and they have taken over your home. You are forced out through a window as the walls start to buckle. In a panic you call emergency services, who suspect a mental event, and you are picked up and taken away. The next night the house erupts, avocados multiplying exponentially. They take over your town. The military is called in to deal with this anomaly, but are swiftly defeated by ammunition exhaustion. Your country, from space, is just one mass of an avocado. Soon, the continent. Then, the planet. Next, the universe.

      All the while you are trapped, screaming ‘I told you! I TRIED TO WARN YOU ALL!’ from your padded cell.

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        All the while you are trapped, screaming ‘I told you! I TRIED TO WARN YOU ALL!’ from your padded cell.

        While I was reading your story and before I came to that part, that was going to be my comment. It makes sense.