Younger brother tries to ragebait me with obtuse wrongness thinking he is being clever.

Pull uno reverse card on him with acute correctness and sociopathic level of patience.

It works and now he is insanely angry that he can’t make me mad.

Continue to make him so angry he can’t form coherent sentences.

He starts yelling at me and demands that I apologize

Tell him I’m sorry that he is an idiot and wish he hadn’t wasted so much of our time doing idiot things.

He kicks me out of the house and I’m uninvited to Christmas

Sucks being correct sometimes.