• Boomer Humor Doomergod
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    Whenever something like this happens I want to ask them: If you got this part wrong, what else did you get wrong?

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      Oh LOTS of shit. That’s a specific feature of their religion. See, the Jehovah’s Witnesses are a doomsday cult. Their doomsday came and went like a century ago. So in order to keep the grift going, they do this thing called “Progressive Revelation.” Turns out God’s all-seeing all-knowing all-powerful word needs occasional updates, a bit like Microsoft Windows. They even alter their bibles every so often, the covers are version color-coded.

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        If they’d admit that we’d be figuring things out until the heavens opened and god his damn self told hs the truth it would at least feel honest.

        But “I’m right forever until I decide I’m wrong” is some bullshit