• Flying SquidM
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    2 years ago

    I read a sci-fi short story about that once. A scientist brings back a guy from the future, but the guy either can’t explain how things work or does so using a vocabulary the scientist doesn’t understand.

    It was like:

    “How do you make a teleporter?”

    “Well you take a zargnix and put it on top of a floon.”

    • @ramblechat
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      312 years ago

      Actually the floon goes inside the zargnix. Duh.

      • Flying SquidM
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        122 years ago

        Aren’t you thinking of the floov compensation harpon? People typically get them confused.

        • @[email protected]
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          82 years ago

          Nah, it’s floon, the “n” stands for non-“v” which is definitely what you want if you wanna know where you’re teleporting too…

          • Flying SquidM
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            82 years ago

            Oh sure, if you have one of those carglaian models. But only a total marspopple would have one of those.

            • LoudWaterHombre
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              112 years ago

              You can hack it by bypassing the torrax with a blaqu’ue injection, then you can easily teleport, even with the carglaian model by putting a zargnix on a floon

              • Flying SquidM
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                52 years ago

                Oh, yeah, with the torrax you could do that, but if you just upgrade your porz ejector, you can make the whole system cleaner than a Triceptian Fo.

    • dzervas
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      52 years ago

      where did read it? do you have a link?

      • Flying SquidM
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        52 years ago

        Years and years ago in some anthology or other. Sci-fi short stories are my favorite literary medium, so I’ve read far more than I could count. I wish I could tell you the name or the author.