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How can you tell if your chicken is evil?

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They lay deviled eggs!

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16 days ago

How do you know if a chicken is evil?

It double-crosses the road.
- Iron Lynx
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  Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and cross the road again?
  
  Because they’re a dirty double-crosser!

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