Recipe:
- Spicy discount brand beans
- 1 can of corn
- breakfast sausage
- diced braunschweiger
- various chopped onions
- whatever beer is leftover in the fridge
- chopped chipotle + adobo sauce
Spiced with:
- cinnamon
- garlic
- celery seed
- smoke flavor
- more beer
My uncle loves to add ghost pepper and brown sugar but I’m kind of burnt out on sweet stuff lately


Gonna need to cordon off your bathroom pal.
This requires a basement depositorium, one of those heavy-duty deep mid-40’s bowls with a chain that can move serious loads in a single, noisy flush.