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minus-squareMidnight WolflinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up30arrow-down1·2 days agoThe trick is to stop peeing before you shake it 🌌🧠
minus-squaredaddycoollinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·2 days agoBut how do I write my name on the wall then?
minus-squareMidnight WolflinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·2 days agoWith a sharpie, duh. Didn’t they teach you that in 4th grade? And if you put your phone number below it, hot chicks will call you day and night to hold hands. That nugget is from 6th grade.
minus-squareshartgargle@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·2 days agoI do the helicopter as I’m peeing. But I prefer absolute chaos!
The trick is to stop peeing before you shake it
🌌🧠
But how do I write my name on the wall then?
With a sharpie, duh. Didn’t they teach you that in 4th grade? And if you put your phone number below it, hot chicks will call you day and night to hold hands. That nugget is from 6th grade.
I do the helicopter as I’m peeing. But I prefer absolute chaos!