• Franzia
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    11 year ago

    Benefits like health insurance, dental? I agree and prefer my boss didn’t have any say in my health insurance.

    • @PlanetOfOrd
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      21 year ago

      Exactly.

      “I’m ready to start Monday. Just need to restart my health insurance with–”

      “Oh, we already chose that for you.”

      “Um…okay…well, at least I can go back to my gym on Tues–”

      “No worries, through our wellness plan we’ve already selected a gym for you. We even pre-signed you up to a spin class.”

      “I’m more of a bench-press person any–”

      “We’ve started your retirement account, too.”

      “Um…thanks?”