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minus-squaresome_designer_dudelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up130arrow-down1·17 days agoIf your toilet can’t flush the ashes of a single corpse, you need a better toilet. I mean, c’mon.
minus-squareImgurRefugee114@reddthat.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up103·17 days agoI won’t buy anything less than a three-corpse toilet, personally.
minus-squareSergio@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up29·17 days agoAt the toilet store. Salesman pounds the side of a toilet. “This is a three-corpser, or your money back!”
minus-squaresmeenz@lemmy.nzlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·16 days agoSalesman nods at the luxury version…“of course with this one, you don’t even need to cremate the body first!”
minus-squareIgnotumlinkfedilinkarrow-up8·17 days agoYeah i can’t tell you how much time i’ve saved by no longer having to flush each one individually, countless hours
minus-squareStabbingSky@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkarrow-up6arrow-down1·17 days agoThey’re really not ashes. It’s mostly ground up bones.
minus-squaresamus12345@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·16 days agoCremains. They’re just colloquially called ashes.
minus-squarehuman@slrpnk.netlinkfedilinkarrow-up4arrow-down1·17 days agoAnd you saw a receipt in the trash for a toilet from Home Depot that was the exact same size as yours, but with a joke hole that was just for farts
minus-squareBreakerSwitchlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·16 days agoI love it when she lets me use the joke hole
minus-squareTrackenDaKrackenlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·16 days agoMaybe if you let grandma soak and she gets all clumpy it would have a bit of trouble. Nothing a plunger to the face won’t fix.
minus-squarebcgm3linkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·16 days agoI recently got the Cyclosporiasis; I can tell you from experience that even a crummy toilet can flush a handful of Powdered Grandma™* * May require multiple flushes
If your toilet can’t flush the ashes of a single corpse, you need a better toilet. I mean, c’mon.
I won’t buy anything less than a three-corpse toilet, personally.
At the toilet store. Salesman pounds the side of a toilet. “This is a three-corpser, or your money back!”
Salesman nods at the luxury version…“of course with this one, you don’t even need to cremate the body first!”
Need at least 3 cpf
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Yeah i can’t tell you how much time i’ve saved by no longer having to flush each one individually, countless hours
They’re really not ashes. It’s mostly ground up bones.
Cremains. They’re just colloquially called ashes.
And you saw a receipt in the trash for a toilet from Home Depot that was the exact same size as yours, but with a joke hole that was just for farts
I love it when she lets me use the joke hole
Maybe if you let grandma soak and she gets all clumpy it would have a bit of trouble. Nothing a plunger to the face won’t fix.
I recently got the Cyclosporiasis; I can tell you from experience that even a crummy toilet can flush a handful of Powdered Grandma™*
* May require multiple flushes