• Impractical_Island
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    15 days ago

    See, this is this I would do in my early twenties, before the MKULTRA, but I would lure women so I could masturbate to them in my window.

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      14 days ago

      but how will you use hot sauce on your bunghole? you’ve got you stretch out the hole first before you peel your banana.

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        14 days ago

        These are not mutually exclusive. You can dick a dickaroo in many a fashion. I have seen videos but do not possess them for I am a law abiding citizen now.

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          14 days ago

          whenever I make grapes I start with a nice slippery bottle first, then I add the cheese until toast is done.

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            14 days ago

            You have potential. Can you assist me in my quest? I am currently highly interested in eating some pussy. At least B-tier. This is completely optional, but you seem like the slob for the job, as we say in the slob industry.

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              14 days ago

              unfortunately I’m fresh out of orange juice but I wish you luck in your quest.