The sultry wench meets your lustful gaze and throws the sword towards you. It sticks into a crusty picture of a large breasted demon, right between her boobs.
A donkey comes bursting into your room (ass first) and asks if you are okay. Seeing the blade, it turns it’s donkey head towards you and asks if you are actually ready to venture further into the mouth of madness?
Do you follow the donkey? Or do you decide to invent bassoon?
No worries, friend
You have passed the test
(Hands over rusty sword with handle covered in cheese dust)
accepts it, puzzled
This trombone has a weird shape…
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You are faced with a dusted cheesy hilt of a magical sword and a mouthpiece of a wind-instrument
A green hat & ocarina sit on a shelf next to a pile of crusty socks & a picture of a blonde princess with pointy ears.
Outside the window of the mildewed room, you see a lake with another sultry wench. She is holding the blade of a sword.
Choose.
Look at sultry wench
The sultry wench meets your lustful gaze and throws the sword towards you. It sticks into a crusty picture of a large breasted demon, right between her boobs.
A donkey comes bursting into your room (ass first) and asks if you are okay. Seeing the blade, it turns it’s donkey head towards you and asks if you are actually ready to venture further into the mouth of madness?
Do you follow the donkey? Or do you decide to invent bassoon?
Assure ass in the affirmative
The donkey affirmatively assures you in solidarity, crawling into bed with you.
Unfortunately, the donkey is rather large for a donkey and rolls over, causing you to asphyxiate.
You have suffocated by donkey. Evil overtakes the kingdom as your skeleton becomes a donkey’s body pillow.
Load last save
Enter new name. 4 characters only. Choose a new class+, Steve Buscemi or Steve Martin.
Mmm … Mmm … Mmaster … Is that you?