• workerONE
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    10 days ago

    I wanted to dress as Steven Segal but I couldn’t find a wig and I’m not fat enough right now

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      10 days ago

      Just buy one of those inflatable sumo suits. Get the hair and bad goatee and maybe a toy gun and you will be good to go.

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        9 days ago

        Need a black ponytail wig that’s slicked back and has a widow’s peak hairline. Haven’t found one yet. Maybe I could paint in the widow’s peak part though.