• @scurry
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    211 year ago

    bedroom eyes

    You battle your significant other for honor in bed?

    • Jo Miran
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      71 year ago

      Husband: “Oh man, what a shit day at work today. I can wait to eat dinner and just veg out in front of the TV to decompress.”

      Wife: “There will come a day when I no longer require to ride your dick like a pogo stick before dinner…but not today.”