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minus-squarehOrnilinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up199·11 days agoI ordered a cake for my birthday that said Happy 29th. I’m 40, they didn’t even check my ID or anything.
minus-squarespinnetrouble@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up50·11 days agoHappy belated 29th birthday! What, I’m not checkin your ID, either
minus-squareZealotte@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up26·11 days agoHmm. You didn’t mention how belated. This all checks out.
minus-squareMousePotatoDoesStuff@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up21·11 days agoIt’s an older cake, but it checks out.
minus-squareViatorOmnium@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up32·11 days agoThe maniacs will sell you the cake even if it’s nowhere near close to your birthday.
minus-squareNotyou@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up28·11 days ago I order the club sandwich all the time and I’m not even a member, man. Mitch Hedberg
minus-squareZeroCool@piefed.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·11 days ago“I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn’t have one. So I got a cake.” - Mitch Hedberg
minus-squarejif@piefed.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·11 days agoHow do you feel about frilly toothpicks? I’m for em!
minus-squareulterno@programming.devlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·11 days agoI stopped buying birthday cakes when I realised most well-known places don’t really make them to be eaten but to look good in pictures and then be splattered onto faces. They were not tasty.
minus-squarehOrnilinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·11 days agoI’m sorry. Where I’m from birthday cakes are still made for eating.
minus-squareAmyAye@nord.publinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·11 days agoI hope you at least got one that comes with little tractors on top. Also that it wasn’t even your actual birthday.
I ordered a cake for my birthday that said Happy 29th. I’m 40, they didn’t even check my ID or anything.
Bro is just doing shit
Happy belated 29th birthday! What, I’m not checkin your ID, either
Hmm. You didn’t mention how belated. This all checks out.
It’s an older cake, but it checks out.
The maniacs will sell you the cake even if it’s nowhere near close to your birthday.
Mitch Hedberg
“I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn’t have one. So I got a cake.” - Mitch Hedberg
How do you feel about frilly toothpicks?
I’m for em!
I stopped buying birthday cakes when I realised most well-known places don’t really make them to be eaten but to look good in pictures and then be splattered onto faces. They were not tasty.
I’m sorry. Where I’m from birthday cakes are still made for eating.
I hope you at least got one that comes with little tractors on top.
Also that it wasn’t even your actual birthday.
Wow so no inv?