I outsource it to the cloud, obviously. For $29.99 a month, an AI agent sends my bread to a data center, burns through 40 gigawatts, and returns a hallucination of toast. The premium tier includes actual crumbs, but that’s enterprise pricing.
Excellent. I won’t have to implement a password policy and can just monitor that single password to be strong enough.
I’ll just have to think of a way to share the password with the team. A post-it? An email? Maybe displayed on a big screen in the lobby so the team can see it coming into the office? But then they won’t see it when they WFH.
Ugh! Choices.
I’ll have to think this through! Maybe require people in the office full-time again? They’ll understand right?
Edit: I feel like I should be adding a /s to this juuuuuuust to be sure…
SSO is only available on the Enterprise Toast plan. You’ll also need a minimum of 500 seats, a dedicated account manager, and a six month onboarding process.
I outsource it to the cloud, obviously. For $29.99 a month, an AI agent sends my bread to a data center, burns through 40 gigawatts, and returns a hallucination of toast. The premium tier includes actual crumbs, but that’s enterprise pricing.
Does it at least include SSO?
It does! But it’s only a single hard coded user credential that everyone shares.
Excellent. I won’t have to implement a password policy and can just monitor that single password to be strong enough.
I’ll just have to think of a way to share the password with the team. A post-it? An email? Maybe displayed on a big screen in the lobby so the team can see it coming into the office? But then they won’t see it when they WFH.
Ugh! Choices.
I’ll have to think this through! Maybe require people in the office full-time again? They’ll understand right?
Edit: I feel like I should be adding a /s to this juuuuuuust to be sure…
SSO is only available on the Enterprise Toast plan. You’ll also need a minimum of 500 seats, a dedicated account manager, and a six month onboarding process.
I won’t do it without a customer success manager hounding me every 2 weeks.