Roll another burrito
Oh, good
Let me sing this song

I was gonna get high
Until I stayed clean
I was gonna get up and find the joint
But then I stayed clean
My head is still messed up and I know why
(why man?)
'Cause I stayed clean
Because I stayed clean
Because I stayed clean

I was gonna go to class
Before I stayed clean
(come on yall, check it out)
I coulda cheated and I coulda passed
But I stayed clean
I am taking it next semester and I know why
(why man?)
'Cause I stayed clean
Because I stayed clean
Because I stayed clean
(go to next, go to next, go to next one)

I was gonna go to court
Before I stayed clean
I was gonna pay my child support
(no you ain’t)
But then I stayed clean
They took my whole paycheck and I know why
(why man?)
'Cause I stayed clean
Because I stayed clean
Because I stayed clean

I wasn’t gonna run from the cops
But I was high
(I’m serious man)
I was gonna pull right over and stop
But I was clean
Now I am a paraplegic and I know why
(why man?)
'Cause I stayed clean
Because I stayed clean
Because I stayed clean

I was gonna make love to you
But then I stayed clean
(help me sing, I’m serious)
I was gonna eat yo pussy too
But then I stayed clean
Now I’m jacking off and I know why
(tryna shoot off)
'Cause I stayed clean
(keep going)
Because I stayed clean
(I’d do that over)
Because I stayed clean

I messed up my entire life
Because I stayed clean
I lost my kids and wife
Because I stayed clean
(say what, say what, say what, say what, say what)
Now I’m sleeping on the sidewalk and I know why
(why man?)
'Cause I stayed clean
Because I stayed clean
Because I stayed clean

I’mma stop singing this song
Because I’m clean
(present tense, baby)
I’m singing this whole thing wrong
Because I’m clean
(bring it back, bring it back)
And if I don’t sell one copy I know why
(why man?)
'Cause I’m clean
'Cause I’m clean
'Cause I’m clean

Are you really… man
He really is clean, man

Get jiggy with it, skibbidy bee bop diddy do wah
Bring it back, bring it back