I had originally posted all of these, individually, on the old community. I still have the images in my files, so I am going to post them all here at once.


Dairy Queen

In a behind-the-scenes bonus feature for this episode, Anita Gillette recounts a joke that had been rejected by the censors. I created this meme above by putting that original joke over some screenshots of final episode. So, not technically a deleted scene, but in that same spirit.

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S4E20 “The Moms”

Animal control

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S3E1 “Do-Over”

Box

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S5E5 “Reaganing”

Cleavage

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S1E14 “The C Word”

Enemies

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S4E1 “Season 4”

First cousins

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S3E11 “St. Valentine’s Day”

Flag

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S4E1 “Season 4”

God

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S4E12 “Verna”

Hands

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S6E17 “Meet the Woggles”

Hero

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S6E12 “St. Patrick’s Day”

Maiden name

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S7E2 “Governor Dunston”

Meth

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S7E12 “Hogcock!”

Normandy

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S3E21 “Mamma Mia”

Pedi-dimorphism

Unlike most of the other memes here, this is not actually a deleted scene from the Blu-ray. It was actually not on the Blu-ray at all. For whatever reason, some streaming services have a shorter cut of this episode which has this joke instead of the “this is how white people dial a phone” joke.

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S1E18 “Fireworks”

Slang

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S1E3 “Blind Date”

Trench coat

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S1E1 Pilot

Trophy shop

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S6E12 “St. Patrick’s Day”

Water spider

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S6E12 “St. Patrick’s Day”

Bathroom

Also technically not a deleted scene. This is from the unaired version of the pilot from when Rachel Dratch was cast as Jenna instead of Jane Krakowski. This is one of the few jokes from the unaired version that did not make it into the final version.

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  • Agent641
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    23 hours ago

    Some women can regenerate their virginity over time, like wolverine regenerates his foreskin every time he’s circumcised.

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      22 hours ago

      Some women can regenerate their virginity

      If you count having or not having a hymen (or how much of it is left) as having or not having their virginity, maybe… but that’s for the front one, we’re talking about the one in the back here…