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minus-squaresome_kind_of_guylinkfedilinkarrow-up7·20 hours agoI’m selling pet insurance for the rapture if anyone’s interested
minus-squareshartgargle@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkarrow-up2·17 hours agoInsurance to take care of the pet after? Or to pay someone who’s pet gets raptured and they don’t?
minus-squaresome_kind_of_guylinkfedilinkarrow-up4·17 hours agoApparently, pets are not eligible for the rapture, so I’ve assembled a global network of non-believers ready to step in for believers’ pets after their pious Christian owners get raptured
minus-squareLovable SidekicklinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·15 hours agoBut how can they trust anybody who gets left behind not to sacrifice their pets to Asmodeus during a D&D game between orgies?
minus-squareshartgargle@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkarrow-up2·16 hours agoAhh. Well that makes as much sense as the rapture, so good on you.
I’m selling pet insurance for the rapture if anyone’s interested
Insurance to take care of the pet after? Or to pay someone who’s pet gets raptured and they don’t?
Apparently, pets are not eligible for the rapture, so I’ve assembled a global network of non-believers ready to step in for believers’ pets after their pious Christian owners get raptured
are you hiring?
But how can they trust anybody who gets left behind not to sacrifice their pets to Asmodeus during a D&D game between orgies?
At that point it won’t matter
Ahh. Well that makes as much sense as the rapture, so good on you.