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      If it was in gdocs this is plausible. “I fucking made a document named THIS FILENAME, and I made it TODAY”

      "Never I heard of it’

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        Meanwhile in windows;

        “I found you some some bing searches, a sponserned appstore recommendation, 3 news-slop articles, ane the weather for Reading, Berkshire. Are you happy?”

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      maybe the fact that nobody else who works there is competent enough to do that is part of the reason they hated working there

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      So windows can sit and spin it’s little mouse cursor and say “working on it!” and never actually come back with any results.

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        That’s why you need an instant indexed search tool like Everything.

        (I know this is a joke thread, I just love this tool so much - I have 5 million files on one computer and to have it instantly search filenames taking next to zero resources, as a totally free offline tool, from a time before subscriptions and bloat, warms my cold heart and I want to share that feeling.)

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          This works for personal, but when you’re stuck with corporate machines you’re just SOL

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      Indeed, what is this nonsense story…

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        I don’t think any of you making this comment have worked in a small office before. For most, the closest thing resembling IT is when there’s a problem Becky calls her grandson.

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          Mate, even absolute nutjobs use the (garbage!) search. I have watched people use the search to find the folders/files they use all day every day. I stood next to them while they did it. I died a little inside.

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        Probably after a “recent” update. searching network locations used to work fine if the target machine had indexed it, but ms updated to a new search and I could never fix it after that.