Republican attorney general hopeful and current Solicitor General Liz Murrill Thursday dropped the collab of the summer nobody asked for or expected when she mixed two classic Republican strawmen —
I heard newborns try to take advantage of our taxes and use socialism! They force people to take time off work and apply for various assistances! Then they grow up and try to take our jobs!!
Oh oh oh I wanna play this game too.
I heard newborns coming out of the womb are laced with Fentanyl.
That’s why some weirdos consume the placenta afterward, they’re just trying to get that residual high. It all makes sense!
I heard newborns try to take advantage of our taxes and use socialism! They force people to take time off work and apply for various assistances! Then they grow up and try to take our jobs!!
We need to build a wall and make the uterus pay for it!
I heard steamed hams are laced with, you guessed it, fentanyl.
“Seymour the house is on fire!” “No mother that’s just fentanyl.”