RIP Spike.

  • Midnight Wolf
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    3 days ago

    …you should probably reevaluate how you clean things, and what part of your body you use to do so. Though I would watch someone clean stuff with their ass, if only to resolve my confusion.

      • wjriiOP
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        3 days ago

        It’s alright. Tacky dad jokes are my jam. I didn’t sense any ill intent.

        He was old, 28 (I came into the picture after my wife had raised him from a chick), and unlike many birds he had been in visible decline for about a month. I was able to largely make my peace with it before he passed this last weekend, but it definitely sucked, and cleaning things up picked at the scab a little.

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        3 days ago

        Seemed like the perfect reply. 🤷‍♂️

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      3 days ago

      Lol, you know, that probably would have been good advice. Thanks for the chuckle.