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    How to be the World’s Greatest Detective: Make sure all the criminals in your city have a personal grudge against you, leave obvious calling cards, or both.

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      *A giant green question mark emblazoned over the decapitated body*
      Batman: Hrmm. No pulse.
      Gordon:: It looks like it’s the Rid-
      Batman: Let’s not jump to any conclusions, Commissioner!
      *Riddler drives past, frisbee’s a business card with his home address on it. Batman catches it without looking*
      Batman: I’ll need to take this to the billion-dollar crime lab built under my ma- uh, bat cave.
      Gordon: This city owes you so much, Batman.
      Batman: I know.