Take three Rush songs, two Yes songs, A healthy dose of Alan parsons project, and if symptoms repeat/continue, listen to all of Dark Side of the Moon by Pink Floyd. All that prog rock should wash the Country music right out of your system. (Do be warned however, a small amount of Country is useful to maintain overall auditory health; It’s recommended that you carefully listen to some Jimmy Buffet and Greg Allman albums to re-achieve auditory equilibrium.)
And remember: Friends don’t let friends listen to honky tonk. It’s worse than AI generated music. Take their radio/music player from them and seek professional help immediately. Assistance is available, call 1-800-NOTWANG (1-800-668-9264) 24 hours a day, and a case-worker will be dispatched to your location with a 2x4 and other striking implements to knock some god damned sense into that mutha-fukkin’-honky-ass-square-dancin’- cracka.
Take three Rush songs, two Yes songs, A healthy dose of Alan parsons project, and if symptoms repeat/continue, listen to all of Dark Side of the Moon by Pink Floyd. All that prog rock should wash the Country music right out of your system. (Do be warned however, a small amount of Country is useful to maintain overall auditory health; It’s recommended that you carefully listen to some Jimmy Buffet and Greg Allman albums to re-achieve auditory equilibrium.)
And remember: Friends don’t let friends listen to honky tonk. It’s worse than AI generated music. Take their radio/music player from them and seek professional help immediately. Assistance is available, call 1-800-NOTWANG (1-800-668-9264) 24 hours a day, and a case-worker will be dispatched to your location with a 2x4 and other striking implements to knock some god damned sense into that mutha-fukkin’-honky-ass-square-dancin’- cracka.
(try to imagine this as a Robot Chicken bit)