Just think about how many used condoms there must be somewhere in the world. All the condoms you’ve ever used. And your grandparents. And theirs. Surely they could be made out of some of those plant-based plastics that are currently being developed?
And don’t get me started about disposable nappies.
Get the sheepskins if you can
Was it the welsh that invented the sheep intestine condom and the english that perfectioned it by removing the rest of the sheep around it, or was it the other way around?
Reminds me of Dana Carvey’s Angry Old Man bit about only having one communal condom growing up.