Because its depths were recently plumbed (see step 1), and then the … undesirable residue from said plumbing was hopefully mostly disposed of (see step 2), so, its likely relatively clean enough for kisses, in step 5.
I guess i need to put in Step 0 of ‘probably use lube’? If that wasn’t obvious? So… anyway, it’ll mostly taste like lube + cum.
This is probably my best option here. The links to the actual content are in that thread if you’re still curious after reading the description, but I wouldn’t feel comfortable linking you directly to a post-anal blowjob with a poo nugget.
Why is nobody considering the possibility that she took the cum out of her ass and swallowed it, and is just being coy about it?
Literally what happens in one of the first porn videos I remember watching (probably not among the first I watched, just, uh, memorable)
CW: Ass juice. Also DP
You could also do this in reverse.
Anal -> cock wipedown -> BJ (no swallow) -> Make Out -> Rimjob
… I … guess step 2 is technically optional.
shudders
Why are you shuddering about the optionality of step two, when 3 steps down the line there’s a rimjob planned?
Because its depths were recently plumbed (see step 1), and then the … undesirable residue from said plumbing was hopefully mostly disposed of (see step 2), so, its likely relatively clean enough for kisses, in step 5.
I guess i need to put in Step 0 of ‘probably use lube’? If that wasn’t obvious? So… anyway, it’ll mostly taste like lube + cum.
Is “Shhhh, is only smells” too old/obscure a reference?
Unfortunately yes, at least for myself.
… link?
Here’s your poo nugget xir.
NSFW
http://www.efukt.com/21049_It's_Only_Smellz.html
(almost puked in my mouth watching this)
This is probably my best option here. The links to the actual content are in that thread if you’re still curious after reading the description, but I wouldn’t feel comfortable linking you directly to a post-anal blowjob with a poo nugget.
Oh dear lord.
I uh… I think I’m good, thats enough of an answer lol.
Autofelching, if you will.
I mean, I wouldn’t, but if, like… $700 were involved…
Have some self respect, I wouldn’t go any lower than like $800.
Autofelching for 800 Alex