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    2621 year ago

    Me: I need a trumpet, a xylophone, full drum kit, an electric guitar, a full PA system and a grand piano for my jazz show

    Yamaha: I got you

    Me: I also need a motorcycle to get there and a set of golf clubs for Sunday

    Yamaha: I gotchu there too

    • @[email protected]
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      921 year ago

      Me: I want to play games until I get fat

      Konami: yo, there you go

      Me: damn, that was a bad idea, I need to go work out in a gym

      Konami: I’m way ahead of you

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        111 year ago

        Me: An ATV for the beach, a Snow Mobile for the winter and a Jet-Ski just because they’re fun.

        Yamaha: Of course!

        Me: Oh, and you wouldn’t know where I could find a DVD player?

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      331 year ago

      I love how these logos often still reflect the initial small scale business, a Yamaha motorbike still features a trio of tuning forks for music. A Mitsubishi… anything… has the three propellor blades of a Zero fighter plane. I made that second one up but apparently it’s three Oak Leaves or Water Caltrops, a simple and enduring symbol.

          • @[email protected]
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            31 year ago

            Yeah but that’s not the origin of the logo, which is just the stylized coat of arms of Bavaria. Then in 1929, 12 years after creating the logo, they ran an add that showed it over a propeller, and never really did anything to dispel the myth that that is the origin of the logo, since it’s a much better story than “IDK we’re bavarian I suppose”.

        • @avapa
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          61 year ago

          And they built the Burj Khalifa!

      • @_thebrain_
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        61 year ago

        Samsung excavator = Volvo excavator. Samsung is just relabeling the Volvos.

        • @Cypher
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          51 year ago

          There’s a reason that popular Cyberpunk looked to Japan for inspiration when it comes to end stage capitalism in a digitally connected world.

          The assumption was that these Japanese style megacorps would segregate and dominate the internet, in the way we’ve mostly seen tech-bro startups manage.

          Honestly I prefer the cruel indifference of the Cyberpunk musings on megacorp dystopia than what we’ve got.