• @EdibleFriend
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        431 year ago

        I mean…im already a masochist when i fuck so…I…I really don’t know how we got here to be perfectly honest.

      • @[email protected]
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        341 year ago

        If I win the Powerball I’ll be able to afford a good Dom.

        Now the real paradox: if I can only cum when billionaires can’t get their way but I’m a billionaire and my mistress denies me orgasm, what happens? Does the universe implode on itself?

        • @elscallr
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          181 year ago

          We obey the laws of mathematics in this house!

      • @assassin_aragorn
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        161 year ago

        Nah just donate to charity until you’re well below a billion. Even a hundred million sets me up for life, and it has the added bonus of not being so much that my descendants end up as fucking idiots like Musk.

    • @diocan
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      1 year ago

      Removed by mod