- cross-posted to:
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Each of these reads like an extremely horny and angry man yelling their basest desires at Pornhub’s search function.
Why learn to fuck people when you can just buy The Wanker 9000™?
Better wait for the 9001, you don’t want to be a first adopter on this sort of thing.
Instructions unclear, dick stuck in toaster.
Send help.
“We’re sorry to announce a product recall due to a low to moderate chance of your device performing an unexpected castration.”
Just flip the switch
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